19 August 2010

Ninja Wannabe and Aspiring Author Suffer Setback

Typing with these two fingers taped together is quite like trying to keep pants up that are too big—the threat of bad things happening is always there and the problem won't be solved until you find a belt. Or in my case, get the fingers back.

Doing Kempo with these two fingers taped together is quite like fine dining with a snaggle tooth. It just shouldn't look like that, and it's very distracting. My hand feels like a walrus. Didn't know your hands had feelings? Inconvenience one of them sometime, then you'll be a believer.

1 comment:

Lisa Q said...

Got mocked at Kempo? You should tell them that the thugs who sprained your fingers look much worse.